Friday, November 30, 2007

Most Disturbing Job EVER

You know how teachers ask everyone in the class what it is they want to be when they grow up? Kids raise their hands and call out occupations of all sorts; "I wanna be a fire fighter, police man, teacher, pilot, lawyer," and of course there is always a doctor. These jobs are all the typical answers you will hear when asking what career path people want to take. Now there are many types of doctors; surgeons, pediatricians, dentists; people that go into a medical profession want to help people to improve their health and to save lives, but who wakes up and decides, "Hey, I think I wanna be a gynecologist"???

Am I the only person concerned about the mental health and reasoning of person that could want to be an OBGYN? I mean in all seriousness who wants to look at vaginas all damn day long? I understand sex and vagina and men and the attraction there, but ok that makes male OBGYNs perverts and what about the females? If they are lesbians, which would explain the vagina fixation, they too are perverts that I would not want or trust near my vagina and if they are not lesbians then why do they want to look at vaginas all day?

Not only this, but I'm pretty sure it's not all flowers and rainbows, fresh and cleanliness in those doctor's offices. I'd say they examine at least ten vaginas a day if not more than that, (sorry if my statistics aren't up to par, I don't know all that much about vagina doctor daily routine, thank God) and probably more than half of those are nasty, hairy, fat, infected, or stinky. Not at all appealing. WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE ALL UP IN THAT EVERYDAY TO MAKE YOUR LIVING? It'd make more sense to me, the desire to be a gynecologist, if it was guaranteed that they would all be sanitary and healthy, but even that would only be a little better, but it simply isn't the case. If all vaginas were sanitary and healthy we wouldn't need such doctors.

I apologize to any OBGYNs I offend, but why are you driven to inspect va-jay-jays all day everyday?

I don't know if I am alone in this, but I just happen to find gynecology the most disturbing practice of medicine and job ever created.

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