Unless you are Woody from Toy Story, yelling "There's a snake in my boot!" at the top of your lungs, and for no apparent reason, is not a great way to pick up the ladies.
The only "woody" around was the one in your pants you pervert.
The bestie & I went to the lake and yes, this actually happened.
& yes I made fun of his ass.
You know me; never one to disappoint. :]
This lake also had, "Swim with CAUTION: Alligators" signs. What kind of people in their right minds would venture into such waters?
;]
It was an eventful trip to say the least.
MOMENT OF THE DAY: *Redneck dad apologizing to his daughter when people showed up to pick up the raft they left behind*
QUOTE OF THE EFFING YEAR: "Daddy was gonna tug-a-lug you in the raft, but I guess its theirs."
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I miss you 'Rella! You better blog your brains out when you get back.
HUGS!
Thanks 'Rella!I missed this so much! But where are all your latest adventures?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RELLA! You are such a special and wonderful person! I'm so happy that I got to meet you and know you. You are going to be an amazing young lady very soon....going places,doing things,and making everyone smile and laugh like you always do to us.
LOVE YOU!(HUGS)
P.S. Be glad you can't HEAR me singing "happy birthday" right now. ;-)
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